Friday, January 28, 2011

He Starts To Shake And Qofte

NATIONAL DISH OF ALBANIA - Qofte Të Fërguara

Continuing on from the previous post, this installment of The GGJ features the rambunctious duo The Dancing Abraders (Sarah & Sally). As you would be aware they are some of my uni kids.

In the first year of our degree there were several groups, but none really interacted outside of lectures and tutes. Being the social butterfly that I am, I certainly fixed that and threw "random" house parties so that people could mingle. Nothing says getting to know others like a group of people with pots on their head whilst sitting in an empty bath. Once bonded, and after each semester, we would have end of exam drinks which were always epic. Over the 3 years we became really close, sharing in births, deaths, marriages and of course random 21st birthdays in the creepy western suburbs.

Sarah and Sally are best friends from high school and were most commonly thought of as twins. This was not due to physical similarities (watch the video below and you'd see they couldn't be more unalike), but that they were always joined at the hip and seemed to share a consciousness. In fact on more than one occasion they would rock up to lectures and be wearing similar outfits without having even talked that day.

So how did they attain the nickname 'The Dancing Abraders'? Well, they both have an abundance of energy and Sarah is actually a trained dancer (Sal, not so much). In our Psychophyisology lab classes we would sometimes look at physical testing of psychological processes using EEG. Always enjoying being the "guinea pig", I was generally the test subject. When applying the electrodes to the scalp or skin, you first had to make sure the skin was clean. Then to get a good electrical connection we would abrade the area with some "sandpaper" before putting on conductive gel. This would be Sarah and Sally's job and so the name stuck.

Now in the past few years of my self-guided culinary education, I had never cooked anything for the uni kids. So I thought something familiar to them that was also quick and easy would be a good idea to introduce them to my cooking expertise, so we could spend the time catching up (and of course have a bottle of wine or 4). Meatballs was the perfect match.
 
Meatballs around the world come is various shapes and sizes, with differing ingredients and assorted names. From the infamous Köttbullar in Sweden to the Indonesian Bakso, meatballs can be found across the globe. The Albanians, being so close to the Middle East, have been influenced by Persian cuisine, namely Kofta. However, the Albanians have their own spin by adding feta cheese to their Qofte. And this makes it delicious.

Enjoy, or as they say in Albania, T'boftë mire



Link for those feeling they need a delicious meat injection: http://www.marga.org/food/int/albania/qofte.html

Difficulty:         5
Appearance:   4
Taste:              4 

TOTAL:          13


I am loving this run of easy to make dishes. Not much to Qofte balls, just mix the ingredients, fry, and serve.

The colour of the herbs do compliment the beef mince well, and are paired perfectly with the yoghurt dipping sauce. And the smell was intoxicating to say the least (or was that just the many drinks I had consumed already).

Meat, it's pretty good right? Well some of the Molefaces (looking in your direction Lady Leah) prefer their food to be solely meat, for as a wise man once said: "You don't win friends with salad." And therefore any meatball is gonna be great by me. But the Albanians have kicked it up a notch by adding feta to the mix. Masterstroke! It melts and blends with the herbs beautifully, and then once dipped into the yoghurt dipping sauce, it's spectacular taste knows no bounds.

(For those playing at home, Albania made their Eurovision debut in 2004. In the 7 years of participating, they have made the final a total of 5 times, with their best result finishing 7th. The rest of the time they've only managed to poll in the lower end of performances. Maybe if they throw delicious Qofte balls in the crowd, they would place higher. Just a suggestion for this year Albania!)

Sticking To My Guy Like A Stamppot To A Letter

NATIONAL DISH OF NETHERLANDS - Stamppot

OK so there is SO much to say in this post, I'll try to make it concise. Firstly, I hadn't seen some of my uni kids in a while, so to make it up to them I invited them over for dinner and drinks. How civilised you say, well after a few alcoholic bevvies my kitchen was a scene of anything but. Secondly, I haven't cooked anything in a while so I thought I'd kill two birds with one stone and make multiple dishes for the uninitiated diners.

Unfortunately not many could come, but The Dancing Abraders (Sarah & Sally) ventured along to experience The GGJ at first hand. All my uni kids are a great bunch and some of my fondest memories are "socialising" with most of our large Psychology/Psychophysiology class. Sarah and Sally were some of the most crazy, fun kids in PsychPhys and I always LOVE catching up with them. I'll share some stories on the next installment of The GGJ.

So off to Netherlands we go, and this is another country to which I have journeyed to. We travelled to the Netherlands on the first day on our tour, and let me say that there is no city that can bond 50 strangers like Amsterdam can! Amsterdam gets painted with the alternative, hedonistic, drug-fueled and sexually perverse brush quite a bit. And although those elements make it a fabulously lively city, it can offer you so much more.

Amsterdam contains beautifully historical architecture that is best viewed by cruising the canals of the city. Just make sure you don't drink your body weight in alcohol, for on a boat that has 1 toilet and 50 people, peeing whenever you'd like is not an option. Not true for guys on dry land though, with the Dutch having constructed convenient Pissoirs (street urinals).

Culturally, Amsterdam is a conglomerate of contrasting experiences. From the sombre Anne Frank House and artistic masterpiece laden Rijksmuseum to the risque Red-Light District and indulgent coffee shops, Amsterdam has it all. And she certainly doesn't judge for whatever you decide to participate in.

This combination of various elements is reflective in their national dish of Stamppot. A traditional dish, it is made up of combining mashed potato with bacon and several vegetables (such as leafy greens and onion). Served on top is a smoked sausage or Rookworst. Together they provide a filling meal that is relatively inexpensive and readily available across the Netherlands.
 
Enjoy, or as they say in The Netherlands, Eet Smakelijk! 



For a traditional Dutch experience: http://forum.doityourself.com/family-favorite-recipes/63166-stampot-traditional-dutch-meal.html

Difficulty:         4
Appearance:   3
Taste:              4 

TOTAL:          11


This was a pretty easy, hassle free dish to make. That is unless you have the effervescent Dancing Abraders in your kitchen! Cook (or steam) and mix is pretty much the story here.

The Stamppot had some good colour to it from the white of the mashed potato to the green of the endive. The mixed vegetables showcase an unusual combination of textures, and the Rookworst provides a gallant, meaty centrepiece.

As I said before, the endive-mash potato mixture certainly did provide a combination of textures and flavours. It was noice, it was different, it was unewsual! I must say, what a stroke of genius for adding the bacon. Bacon fat always takes flavours to a new level. I had never experienced Rookworst before, but I must say that out of all the worsts, it definitely up there with the best!

(For those playing at home, Netherlands have been competing since the inception of Eurovision in 1956, and have only missed it four times since. The Netherlands are in the Top 10 successful Eurovision countries with 4 wins, but they were all before 1976. Since then they have had mixed results, and have not made the final since 2004. With that I feel good things coming from the Dutch this year!)

Friday, January 14, 2011

Want Your Bad Romazava

NATIONAL DISH OF MADAGASCAR - Romazava

Madagascar, even the name makes it sound exotic (unless of course you are Malagasy). One of the world's largest islands, Madagascar is chock full with unique things that can not be found anywhere else. From old treasure-hidden pirate beaches, to giant moths and dancing lemurs, Madagascar is a world to it's own.

And that goes for culinary speaking as well. Romazava, the national dish of Madagascar, is a stew that combines beef, pork, and chicken with onion, garlic, ginger and vegetables. Even the recipe is unique, with each household creating it's own version.

So where else could I go to cook this exotic dish than to the "exotic" location of Berwick and the Scott B&B. The other guests staying the night were K Horns and our gracious host Hay Rae. The Scott B&B is a very relaxing place, almost like a personal nirvana, equipped with it's own gym, pool and day spa. But what I love most about the Scott B&B (aside from the neverending stock of alcohol they possess) is the magically gigantic kitchen! Large benches, plenty of stove top burners, and NEARLY all the culinary utensils who could ever need (seriously who doesn't have measuring cups and spoons - UTENSIL FAIL!) I do love when you find flaws with perfection, it makes you feel less inadequate. Also makes you want to go to IKEA!

Enjoy, or as they say in Madagascar, Mibango! 




Difficulty:        3
Appearance:  3 
Taste:             3 

TOTAL:           9


Although there is not a lot of differing process, pretty much just chopping things up and adding them to the pot to stew, it does take a little time. I suggest you keep an eye on the water level and add some more if necessary. Also I recommend drinking plenty of alcohol at a relaxing B&B.

Well the ol' Romazava certainly had a bit of colour to it. Red, green, white, other colours, nearly them all!

Now on to the taste. This could be a little problematic. Due to the facts that I began cooking quite late (we sat down to eat round 11pm) and that we had consumed a lot of vino by this time, our appetites were MIA. But of course we still sat down for a tiny-pony sized portion of Romazava. From what I can remember (once again copious consumption of alcohol) the garlic and ginger gave great flavour to the various selection of meats. And the meats themselves added a large depth of flavour: "I like the beef....or was that chicken....actually I meant pork". Combined with the meats, the textures of the rice and the wilted greens make this quite an interesting dish. I thoroughly recommend it on a cold winter's night, it will warm your soul like only a hearty stew can. But don't forget plenty of red wine to go with it!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

If You Wiener, Say Hello

NATIONAL DISH OF AUSTRIA - Wiener Schnitzel

FINALLY, we get to a country that I have actually travelled to! I made a quick journey around Western and Central Europe for a month in 2007/8. Since it was my first time overseas (and I was travelling with my step-sister who has no direction whatsoever), we decided to take a tour. Being in our early twenties at the time we decided on Contiki and their 12 day European Discovery. Now I know what your thinking, "Contiki?! You'd miss all the culture, sights and wonder of Europe, and spend all your time drinking!" Well although that last part is largely true (got the pics to prove it), I would say that I saw a smorgasbord of European highlights in the smallest amount of time. And made plenty of friends that provided memories to last a lifetime (and to fill an hilarious novel).


The only Austrian town I went to was Innsbruck. Now we travelled during the winter, and I have never been so cold in my life. But all that coldness fell away when you saw the most picturesque snow-capped mountains closely enveloping this old-world modern town. Filled with many spectacular things to see and do (a short list): Swarovski crystal store (straight from the nearby factory), Cafes full of delicious strudels and Sachertorte, the Golden Roof (a royal residence that has small phallic columns underneath) and the large Olympic Ski Jump that grandly sits atop the surrounding mountains. But my favourite thing was the Schnapps store, with wall to wall schnapps varieties and free all you can drink taste testing!

Of course another highlight was the Wiener Schnitzel. All over the world they have many variations on the schnitzel, but the genuine veal schnitzel comes from Austria. A simple veal escalope coated in breadcrumbs and traditionally served with a slice of lemon and some salad and potato salad. Since we were in the home of the Wiener Schnitzel, what else would we have for dinner. Eaten at our local hotel, it was the BEST veal schnitzel I have ever tasted.....until now.



Enjoy, or as they say in Austria, Guten Appetit!






For an AWES Österreichischen delight: http://www.aboutvienna.org/recipes/wiener_Schnitzel.php


Difficulty:       5 
Appearance:  4 
Taste:             5 

TOTAL:         14


Not a difficult dish at all. Just pretend your working in a schnitzel factory assembly line: flour, egg, crumb. Where the problem can arise is the cooking process. Just make sure it's perfect and not under or over cooked. No pressure!

The oil browned the crumbs perfectly and the slice of lemon adds a bit of colour. Paired with some Austrian Potato Salad (Erdäpfelsalat) it looked picture perfect. I think a comment on my Youtube channel said it perfectely: "OMFG those look good"!

And OMFG they were! This is now the dish that is in the lead, with the highest score so far. The crumbs were perfectly fried and the veal perfectly cooked and succulent. If you think I've misplaced my thesaurus with the overuse of the word perfect, never fear I still have it. There is just no other word for this dish. Paired with some Erdäpfelsalat (and of course a Sauvignon Blanc) they make a perfect dish for a summer dinner. Let's wrap this up with a one-word summation of Wiener Schnitzel, you know what that word is.....PERFECT

(For those playing at home, Austria have not had the best run in Eurovision. Debuting in 1957, they have won once (1966 with "Merci, Cherie). Unfortunately they have placed last 7 times. They've been absent for a few years due to their opposition of the voting system but plan to return for 2011. Glück Österreich!)

Saturday, January 8, 2011

It's Not Easy Being Green Fig

NATIONAL DISH OF ST LUCIA -Green Fig and Saltfish Pie

So I have been slack with posting this year. OK REALLY slack. But that doesn't mean that things are still not happening at The GGJ. Cooking of national dishes is still going on, as is the filming of said cooking. Just the editing and posting of the videos is where the process has broken down. But I'm pushing myself now to get these up before I have to go back to university. So expect a few new posts in a few days. (That is for those that actually read this vlog, do any of you exist?)

Off we go back to the Caribbean today, to the tiny island of St Lucia. St Lucia was named after Saint Lucy of Syracuse, the patron saint of those who are blind. Lucia is derived from the latin word for light and let's just say that they could have used some when they made Green Fig and Saltfish Pie the national dish.

Green Figs are essentially plantains and Saltfish is dried, salted cod. With the added vegetables, this is basically banana and fish pie. A BIZARRO combination if I ever heard one. And apparently it's a breakfast dish. But I climbed off my culinary high-horse and tried to remain open minded about what this dish would taste like. A impromptu BBQ was called at Chad's, so I decided that if I was to experience something "exotic" then I would need some other guinea pigs to sample it as well. So off I went with my fish pie (not a euphemism), which looked marvelous. Chad doesn't like when sweet and savory things mixed, so I had to wait until he finished to inform him there were bananas in it. And with that little omission the BBQ was underway...


So enjoy, or as they say in St Lucia, Enjoy!


For the brave at heart and stomach: http://www.recipes4us.co.uk/Fish%20and%20Shellfish%20MC/Green%20Fig%20and%20Saltfish%20Pie%20%20%20HT%20%20%20MC%20%20%20West%20Indian%20%20%2085mins%20plus%20soaking.htm




 
Difficulty:       3
Appearance:  4 
Taste:             3 

TOTAL:        10

The main process for the pie was getting the layers correct and even, which is by no means a difficult thing to do. I do love it when pie recipes don't instruct you to make pastry from scratch.

OK so the end result wasn't really that bad. It looked great and coulourful, and smelled wonderful. The layers added a great look to the dish, I wished that I had taken a photo, but you know how the mind works after a few beers.

The taste was surprisingly good. Not delicious, but by no means horrible. That is my opinion only. The boys (Chad, Sean and Marc) loved it and commented on how even though you would think the flavours would not compliment each other, they really did. This was even after I told Chad about the banana being alongside savoury items. It must have been good though because everyone had seconds. Further proof that one should not look at the cuisine of other nations with judging eyes.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Saltahwater Wells In My Eyes

NATIONAL DISH OF YEMEN -Saltah

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Welcome to The Global Gastronomic Journey 2011, we've been waiting for you. Hope everyone had a festive holiday season. I did with the ol' family, and certainly did for NYE with some of The Molefaces. We in Australia are one of the first in the World to see in the new year, so to others around the world, if you ever wanna know what's going on in the future send me a message and I'll describe best I can for those still living in the past!

Well it's summer at the moment in Australia, and I know what you all must think: beautiful weather that allows you to do so much. Well in Melbourne this could not be further from the truth. Nearly halfway through summer and we've only had a handful of days above 26°C. Also with the amount of rain we've had, it feels like winter. Mother Nature rectify this now please!

So cooking-wise we're back to one of my favourite culinary areas: The Middle East. And it's Yemen's turn to show it's thang! And Saltah be the dish it plans to do so by. A dish normally served at lunch, Saltah is generally lamb based with various vegetables, then topped with hulba and then a salsa on top of that. The recipe called for many processes, and thinking that it was one of the elaborate recipes I've attempted so far I thought I might need an assistant. So I invited Lady Lara over, and if you listen closely you can hear her in the background being random.

So enjoy, or as they say in Yemen,  بالهنا والشفا! (bil-hanā' wa ash-shifā')




The place to start your Yemeni culinary trek: http://www.yasalamcooking.com/2010/02/salta.html



Difficulty:       2 
Appearance:  4 
Taste:             4 

TOTAL:         10


Even though there was a few more processes than most recipes I've attempted so far, I was pretty organised and the cooking process went smoothly. Lady Lara always comments how calm I can be in the kitchen, even when making a feast for 10 people. This is due to my time learning under the "tutelage" of the great Julia Child. Her recipes can seem complex and stress-inducing to a novice, but cook enough of them (especially whilst sampling some French wine) and you learn to take on whatever comes your way.

The aroma of the hawaij permeated the household and certainly flavoured the saltah. And the end result had a myriad of colours and flavours, from the green-red vegetable shitney to the white lemony hulba and the brown lamb saltah.

The shitney was a great topping, and I reckon would be a great substitution for a salsa in the future. Fenugreek is a new spice to me and it's foamy texture when blended was great. The lemon flavour was a good cut to the spicy taste of the saltah, but next time I will not use as much lemon juice, for it was a bit overpowering. Any lamb based curry to me is gonna be awesome (provided that it doesn't incite MOFS (Mouth On Fire Syndrome)), but this Yemeni curry brings beautiful flavour to the lamb with the spices and vegetables used. And also the surprising use of egg at the end to thicken adds a new and pleasant dimension to the dish. In the words of Lady Lara: Mmmm YUM YUM!!!